CD 1

  1  

How To Become A Virgin  
LOCUST,THE

00:49

  2  

Who Wants A Dose Of Clap  
LOCUST,THE

00:58

  3  

Twenty-Three Lubed Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur  
LOCUST,THE

00:52

  4  

Priest With The Sexuelly Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed  
LOCUST,THE

00:36

  5  

The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office  
LOCUST,THE

00:50

  6  

Perils Of Believing In Round Squares  
LOCUST,THE

00:58

  7  

Flash's Theme  
LOCUST,THE

00:57

  8  

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not You A Cantaloupe  
LOCUST,THE

00:50

  9  

Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs  
LOCUST,THE

00:39

  10  

Bring Your 6.5 Italian  
LOCUST,THE

00:43

  11  

Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby  
LOCUST,THE

00:44

  12  

Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia  
LOCUST,THE

01:05

  13  

Flight Of The Wounded Locust  
LOCUST,THE

02:38

  14  

Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed  
LOCUST,THE

00:42

  15  

Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case  
LOCUST,THE

00:35

  16  

This Is Radio Surgery  
LOCUST,THE

041:4

  17  

Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition  
LOCUST,THE

00:46

  18  

Sever The Toes  
LOCUST,THE

00:54

  19  

Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle  
LOCUST,THE

01:00

  20  

Moth-Eaten Deer Head  
LOCUST,THE

01:13

  21  

Brand New Set Of Teeth  
LOCUST,THE

00:38

  22  

How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector  
LOCUST,THE

00:42

  23  

Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth  
LOCUST,THE

00:47

  24  

Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover)  
LOCUST,THE

00:30

  25  

Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation)  
LOCUST,THE

00:33

  26  

Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees  
LOCUST,THE

00:46

  27  

Straight From The Horse's Mouth  
LOCUST,THE

01:12

  28  

An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat  
LOCUST,THE

00:39

  29  

Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys  
LOCUST,THE

01:06

  30  

Backbones Of Jack Asses  
LOCUST,THE

01:26

  31  

Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality  
LOCUST,THE

00:38

  32  

Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per HourFamily  
LOCUST,THE

00:43

  33  

High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family  
LOCUST,THE

00:59

  34  

Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontin)  
LOCUST,THE

00:49

  35  

Kill Roger Hedgecock  
LOCUST,THE

00:48

  36  

Hairspray Suppository  
LOCUST,THE

00:50

  37  

Cattle Mutilation  
LOCUST,THE

00:28

  38  

Prepare To Qualify  
LOCUST,THE

00:34

  39  

Pain Reliever  
LOCUST,THE

00:30

  40  

Off By A Long Shot  
LOCUST,THE

00:43

  41  

No.99  
LOCUST,THE

00:30

  42  

Head Hits Concrete  
LOCUST,THE

00:49

  43  

Ass Gravity  
LOCUST,THE

00:37

  44  

Keep Off The Tracks  
LOCUST,THE

01:20